• 00:46 #film watching Double Indemnity. It's a film about women :D #
• 11:07 Best way 2 stifle impending action -- is 2 get the participants 2 start talking about it. Case in point #soCap09 metrics. #falseConcretness #
• 11:15 Stage 1 of #SoCap09 forprofit metrics is simple: voluntarily enact non-profit like financial transparency rules, esp w/ salaries&expenses #
• 11:22 Stage2 #soCap09 Metrics: be aware of technological seduction of networking inefficiencies. ie Economies of scale (or lack thereof) in orgs #
• 11:40 Stage3 #soCap09 Metrics: de-romanticize self-Flattering heroic Saga of "Social-Entrepreneur" alon g w/ "Intangible" measure double-standard #
• 11:56 Stage4 #soCap09 Metrics: Realization that Creative Risk persists even after repeating mantra about it's necessity: Talent trumps Intentions #
• 12:07 Stage5 #soCap09 Metrics: if focusOn #impactinvesting - start w/ Conference location: why rich SF? Greater Good/Value in New Orleans, Detroit #
• 15:31 This is a test... :) #
• 17:00 @duffmcduffee Do U realize how thin the onion skin scum of Life on the planet Earth is? Much less Solar system,Much less Galaxy or Universe? #
• 17:07 #so Cap09 notice how serious questions daring 2B critical of process -- R completely ignored by @Kevindoylejones - #SatireRevealsHypocrisy :D #
• 17:16 @duffmcduffee U use a lot of words to restate the obvious - with the resolve of a nihilist ;) Reaching humble limits of parlor game Logic :D #
• 17:22 @duffmcduffee common error: utilityOfLogic creates falseConcreteness of certainty, whenInFact logic only optimizes, but cant create,Values #
• 17:38 .@tobiasrose Agree w/ advice 2 #socap09 on acronym overload. Often poor ideas hide behind unnecessary derivative spin: Style over Substance #
• 23:45 @jmwhite2 -- amazing work? ~1000ppl x $1000.00+sponsors is about 1mil$. did any #soCap09 participants fare so well through his facilitation? #
• 23:50 @duffmcduffee #arg000 perhaps you are giving up too easily (after a great start imo:) -- reflect on this: bit.ly/J01dL tweet back :) #
• 23:52 .@jmwhite2 "great man doing amazin work" ? Drop the name calling, and provide your, even informal, Metrics :) How do U measure results? #

The End :D

• 10:22 @GolfBallDriver thx4RT :) #
• 10:57 #soCap09 Competition based on results safeguards even against the most well intended parasites :) #
• 11:32 #soCap09 The Well Intentioned Parasite: "The most common lie is that which one lies to himself; lying to others is relatively an exception" #
• 11:37 .@pchaney #soCap09 It's my Impassioned dream to play football 4 Iowa State -- and there is nothing U can do or say -- that'll alter my Path! #
• 11:50 #netbook #EeePc thinking of switching from original WinXP O/S -- to Linux (probably Ubuntu) - - Windows performance degrading /w use again :( #
• 12:53 #EeePC1000HE #mem upgrade Kingston 2GB DDR2 PC2-5300 667MHz #
• 15:19 Gave V a hug before he set out for the train back to school :) #
• 15:21 working on getting eeebuntu on my netbook for testing. XP seems to degrade in performance, the linger you use it. :( May replace. #
• 17:23 Pls buy this for me someone bit.ly/llNZf :) #
• 17:47 RT @ReadyandAbleWe learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience - George Bernard Shaw :) #
• 17:48 @fer_ananda ;) #
• 17:54 .@fer_ananda @duffmcduffee "I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent." Mad Men :\ #
• 19:12 Meditations in an Emergency : bit.ly/p5JAS #
• 19:18 @maryjanestarr I agree :D #
• 19:21 @k8jonez Yes, imagine HDV cam w/1.8 lens w/ shallowDOF - 4 about $100 :) Why don't you buy me the camera -- and I'll tell U all about it? :D #
• 19:32 @k8jonez Sorry :D - meant about $100 for cheap 50mm 1.8 - optically excellent (well worn design) Cant get that look w/ $5,000 Sony Camcorder #
• 19:56 #MADMen bit.ly/E1ysw ) #
• 20:34 RT @MissShuganah Brenda is an accomplished results oriented manager in Commercial Ins. 20+ yrs DC area. Pls RT her resume is.gd/30jBO #
• 20:41 .@duffmcduffee yes -- no one's listening, much less cares.The bath mirror is Ur only audience. Some build Constructs - others prefer Bowling #
• 21:12 @T_X_P true :) Good example of one of my central themes -like Maslow's hierarchy of Need, there's a hierarchy of moral/Intellectual Vanities #
• 21:21 @T_X_P ..and there is always a descent into self-absorption ,& a jealous motive that leads 2 belief implied, that they are as wise as G-d :D #
• 21:26 @MissShuganah ;) #
• 21:31 @T_X_P :D true -- there is nothing wrong with going through that phase -- so long as you eventually remember to outgrow it :D #
• 21:43 .@valdiskrebs @Kevindoylejones is the Tom Sawyer of #SoCap09 whitewash. If someone claimed to be investors -- prob undercover IRS agent :) #
• 21:55 @valdiskrebs : the question should be: was there ANYONE with big money at all (besides @Kev indoylejones's $Mil$$ Cash Silo) at #socap09? :) #
• 22:03 .@Kevindoylejones of #soCap09 asks "What grew last week that ripples outward?" Answer: Not much other than Kevin Jones' Wallet :D #
• 22:18 .@Kevindoylejones asks "What is the mindshare CAGR of #Impactinvesting #socap09?" LOL??? #emperorsNewCloths #WizardOfOz #jimAndTammyBakker #
• 22:22 RT @lizasperling Successful social cap entrepreneurs' advice at Socap re: social media was hire an intern or student for cheap. #SoCap09 #
• 22:28 @duffmcduffee Escape through Bowling :) #
• 22:30 @duffmcduffee get a full time job, and then settle down with a nice girl. and before you know it you'll be watching tv, and possibly bowl :) #
• 22:44 .@duffmcduffee Flat Abs in Just 9 minutes a day! Send 4 my secret: Only $1295.00 & I'll throw in 20 free mindshares at no add cost #soCap09 #
• 22:48 .@Kevindoylejones instead of name calling, why not just show community -- the #SoCap09 conference $$ Metrics? I Asked nice many times :) #
• 22:52 .@Kevindoylejones wadr isn't it hypocritical to profit from a #soCap09 conf that pays Big lip-service 2 Metrics - then not follow advice? :\ #
• 22:54 @duffmcduffee :D #
• 22:59 .@Kevindoylejones As long as u can get ~1000 to pay ~$1000 (+sponsors &fees payed by speakers)/yr 4 #soCap09: do U care about anything else? #
• 23:03 .@Kevindoylejones the core Metrics are very simple. Put #soCap09 "Intangibles" aside -- and simply indicate your $$$% - U put in your pocket #
• 23:13 .@Kevindoylejones Asked U this question many times -- why don't U provide #soCap09 Metrics -- Or give reasons 4 hiding. Troll question ? #
• 23:52 #film #Elegy "Is it possible that this is really the first time that we talked to each other"? (...after 20 odd years into a relationship :) #
• 23:53 goodnight :) #

The End :D

• 00:31 #SoCap09 Seeds of "Fight Club" Lost Wisdom Dialectic: Mailer vs McLuhan, Art vs Science, My Perpetual Conflict: bit.ly/7GxlO :) #
• 01:04 "...I think you're anticipating a century - perhaps.." &If what may fall through this "Pattern" -- is Passion - even If Alone, I Resist :) #
• 01:16 "..I think you're anticipating a century - perhaps.." 4If this Gravity of "Pattern" vs Passion Exists: My Instincts bond with the Latter :) #
• 01:38 Womb is a Perennial which takes herself 4 granted: as She marvels @ her reach (as she unwinds her extension) inHis Annuals of Tall Grass :) #
• 01:54 #madmen "Our worst fears lie in anticipation" :) #
• 02:11 ...finding six toes on each foot -- of 3 legs ...Hmm? :D Yes, novel, especially to the 5-toed Midwestern -- but not always a good thing ;P #
• 02:19 @leword Sounds Good :) Real Nurture found in fertile soil vs Cuckolds of abstraction :) Dodge the "Fool me twice ..." -- glad to see it :) #
• 02:22 @leword ie -- I think you'll make a great parent -- Actually. Good luck with that :) #
• 10:37 .@skye820 Lost Afghanistan? It wa s never Ours to begin with. The hubris for Empire Exceptionalism deflated along with the Neocon Economy :) #
• 11:43 .@SoCapitalist With $1000/person (ave paid/'scholarships') & zero transparency -- why does #soCap09 even need Volunteers? #obsceneProfits #
• 13:09 @JasonBarnett Evil? Sounds kinda storybook black&white: Probably not a bad guy, but he said some stupid things. #
• 13:27 So much of #soCap09 debate falls into Indirect self-flattery, sycophantic chants, & self-righteous attacks against Evil Straw-horses :\ #
• 13:42 #soCap09 troubling demographics, rat ified, Privileged, Philanthropic Glamor Pageant (predom 'elite' white-middle class) bit.ly/d9BLm #
• 13:52 Kjerstin Erickson's heart wrenching struggle w/ maintaining humility among the Privilege & Glamor of #soCap09 Pageant bit.ly/93mwB #
• 21:45 @Danny_DeVito (looks like U) look here 4 verification info twitter.com/help/verified + need to follow more to get feel for twitter. #
• 22:25 wow jerry lewis is still out there -- doing the MDA marathon :) What a life. #

The End :D

• 00:53 @nickiej01 say sassy pants ;) #
• 02:17 #soCap09 -- focus on the metaphor of tall-grass --beyond outstretched fingers :) Beneath these sprouts -- are roots -- extending in2 Dark :) #
• 14:01 @peculiarnight Like to Die? :\ #
• 14:49 no one interested in a #SoCap09 model ie no metrics/transparency,that pays lip-service to Social Good -- while pocketing over 50% of funding #
• 14:52 #SoCap09 preaching to the choir of parasites. A person wise enough to generate capital is not dumb enough 2 invest in high-risk,zero Metrics #
• 15:22 @peculiarnight oh! much relieved...RT like to die: RT @gemsemhei ahhahahahaha!!! bit.ly/19O8Q2 (LOL works well on twitter :) #
• 17:17 @peculiarnight I'm grateful that you have a relatively new roof :) How was your garden this summer? Grow any food? Mine was so-so :( #
• 17:23 .@shannatrenholm Did they have The Bicycle Thief, and The Chinese Bicycle (or something like that)? :\ And How come I wasn't Invited :( #
• 17:40 @Miscmum Beautiful :) #
• 17:51 @aazzure Yes, Rome :) #
• 17:54 #soCap09 I was with the International Brazilian Dating exhibit :\ #
• 20:45 Lost passion from an earlier time :www.sewanee.edu/faculty/Willis/Civil_War/documents/BallouSarah.html :\ #
• 22:08 We're trying to make our life into a fairy tale. sivers.org/drama :) #

The End :D

• 00:05 @CDEgger look - I'm an "Odd person" --w/ all sorts of "Edges" :( But don't let go -- of your insight on #socap09: flesh it out on U'r Own! #
• 10:18 @BOPreneur that's OK, I was actually trying to cheer-up someone who was down for NOT making your #soCap09 list! :) #
• 11:25 #FF @Chrissarella @FemaleProdigy @officespacejk @aethre @twinsforu @askbillmitchell @BOPreneur @T_X_P @slboval :) #
• 11:32 #soCap09 Social Entrepreneurs, Unblemished by Human Nature, Need new type of Metrics Statistician: Number Blind but -- Pure of Heart :) #
11:37 .@jerrymichalski with long list of sponsors picking up much of cost+$830,000 in tickets. Wow: wonder how Kevin Jones plans to spend 1/2Mil? #
• 11:38 @jerrymichalski long sponsor list picking up much of cost+$830,000 in ticks. Wow: wonder how Kevin Jones plans to spend 1/2Million? #soCap09 #
• 11:45 Despair is, at best, an abstraction, after clearing 1/2 Mil$, selling Intangible Metrics to micro-philanthropists - Kevin Jones #soCap09 #
• 11:48 .@livecut "Is #socap09 really that unctuous?" I'm amazed and jealous -- it's pure genius to gouge profits under the guise of Social Good :) #
• 11:53 @livecut #socap09 is well thought out. It's priced 2 exclude committed volunteers, leaving professional micro-philants - lusting for leads$ #
• 12:01 .@CDEgger now are those real #soCap09 tweet metrics or self-empathetic impressions of the importance thereof - in Faux-Statistical Form? :\ #
• 12:14 minor earthquake scare @ close of #soCap09, w/ (4.0Ric)&epicenter =Fort Mason Center. False Alarm: Just Kevin Jones dropping his Wallet :\ #
• 12:17 If Social Capital had an ass -- I'd tattoo "ATM" on it -- Kevin Jones #soCap09 :D #
• 12:53 #soCap09 #posterChild "Role of Privilege..Glorified..Glamorous Work -- constant struggle to maintain humility" bit.ly/93mwB Wow! :D #
• 13:16 #soCap09 I'm more interested in efficiency of finite resources,than self-gratification of micro-philanthropist.Intentions R self-referential #
• 13:21 #soCap09 a "paradise of brilliant, driven people" like philanthropists of old,should be able to create their own wealth to then give away :D #
• 13:22 #soCap09 Let's see a show of hands -- who's heading to the next amazing Conference/Workshop? Where and What? :\ #
• 13:28 @maryjanestarr :D remember to tag #soCap09 :) #
• 13:30 any truth to rumor that most #soCap09 "Scholarships" were awarded to attractive young (relative 2 Kevin Jones :) Women :D Can't B True :\ #
• 13:37 turned off by patriarchal Kevin "Jim" Jones' #soCap09.I'd seriously love partner w/ @NurtureGirl on Social<Something, Anything>Conf in 2010 #
• 13:45 why is #soCap09's Kevin "Jim" Jones -- buying up all this plantation property along the Amazon River? :\ #
• 13:47 #soCap09 sorry for multiple tweets -- 3rd world internet connection -- keeps going down :( #
• 13:50 anyone atAll interested in discussion on going beyond #soCap09's feeling good about the importance of Metrics - more important than Actual? #
• 13:58 #soCap09 -- my sources are telling me of "Church" atmosphere,and that 2 married couples -- run entire show #JimAndTammyBaKKer :D #kevinjones #
• 14:02 @akshaysurve Quit Making Fun of Her! She bristles with intelligence, just running off fumes as of late. That could change. #2010 #soCap09 #
• 14:12 @officespacejk "the simple act of recording metrics" (& transparent) "can keep the players honest" Totally a gree. And Very Simple! #soCap09 #
• 15:35 .@BOPreneur Interesting article bit.ly/fHlJs #soCap09 :\ #
• 17:41 @benmetz You're replying to my recommendation of @BOPreneur twitter.com/HarryLyme/status/3764787333 That's not constructive? Muppet? #
• 17:59 . @benmetz You're replying to my recommendation of @BOPreneur blog bit.ly/2ATrNn How's that not constructive? Muppet? #SoCap09 #
• 18:15 .@socialentrprnr working on #soCap09 #hypocrisy #metrics:Big talk about Metrics -- Amazing lack of financial transparency across the board #
• 18:23 comical #soCap09 mantras like "feeling metrics important -- more important than metrics themselves" may sell to Choir -- joke to real world #
• 18:31 #soCap09 proliferation of feel good, evidence-free ideas :) #
• 23:09 a slightly dessicated Jennifer Connelly -- I prefer the slightly rounder and fuzzier one, last seen in movie Pollack. #
• 23:18 @officespacejk no -- i'm just marking end of era. "Laberynth" ? need to look that up :) < a href="http://twitter.com/harrylyme/statuses/3773139203">#
• 23:19 @maryjanestarr thx for #soCap09 RT :) #
• 23:53 @officespacejk been there :D #

The End :D

• 00:16 @jsteig hmm? over my head -- fill me in on the reference: don't know if that's a complement or an attempt at an insult :D #socap09 #
• 00:22 Love @officespacejk's highly original study on the evolution of carbon-offsets ...cut2Chase: poverty-offsets :D Please elaborate! #soCap09 #
• 00:30 Likewise @T_X_P: certainly many entertaining arrows -- named 4 self-righteous Hypocrisy in Your quiver: Please aim those darts! #soCap09 #
• 00:37 #art #soCap09 #soCrap09 bit.ly/Xsnk5 "Sincerely Yours, @jsteig ..." :D #
• 01:22 When one focuses with time and Integrity: Everything can become the nuanced pursuit of Art&Metaphor(Draper pushing 70) bit.ly/Umne5 #
• 01:39 "That which others might call mistakes were just days of my life...Yet, somehow, the world has continued to turn, for which I thank God." :) #
• 01:42 @T_X_P do a search on the $1,400.00 Social Capital 'Philanthropy' of #socap09 :D #
• 01:48 Sounds great @divinemissn where is the youtube channel link? #soCap09 #
• 01:53 .@robertkatz don't feel bad -- it's a suck-ass list (no @harrylyme yet @neddotcom ???) -- the fix is in! #soCap09 (who's @BOPreneur? :D #
• 02:01 My favorite tweeters from #SOCAP09? @pierre,@officespacejk, @Femaleprodigy,@robertkatz, @Damian510,@livecut,@adamspence, @T_X_P,@nurturegirl #
• 02:26 #soCap09 @nirvanacable Sounds good but - But who's Keven Starr? & He 'Bounce' What? (Flesh or Virtual):D love to know details ? :D #
• 02:31 @T_X_P NO, not calling U a hypocrite at all: meant as a complement. My highest regards. #soCap09 #
• 02:31 #socap09 good night :) #
• 02:33 @T_X_P yes "limousine liberal" -- or "Frappachino-Philanthropist" :D #
• 02:38 Last But NOT LEAST: My favorite tweeter from #SOCAP09 -- who forgot2use the tag?(or even just -'because') Well, of course: @peculiarnight :) #
• 02:47 .@amoyal read Genesis, review serpent's broken promise -- It exploited human jealousies and vanities - ie U'r Mortal & not a G-d :) Sorry :( #
• 02:52 .@amoyal if you're lucky 2taste the compassionate grace of wisdom: U will laugh -- from shame -- @ the pretense of your current sorrow :\ #
• 02:53 OK -- for sure this time -- Good Night :D #
• 02:58 'Doing well by Doing Good' @akshaysurve did it require a $1,000.00 #soCap09 ticket -- to arrive at those wise words ??? I think not :) #
• 10:09 @amoyal didnt you tweet something about being down about not being perfect? #
• 10:27 .@kitode "nonprofit entrepreneurs aren't allowed to fail like for-profit ones are" what does that mean? #soCap09 #
• 10:35 @Kevindoylejones I think that's a #JimAndTamm yBaker line :D What a pretentious fig leaf over what should be open transparent financials . #
• 11:45 @conches gotEven fluffier? Is that even theoretically possible? :D U're atA secular religious revival man -- what were U expecting? #socap09 #
• 11:49 #art #soCap09 #soCrap09 bit.ly/Xsnk5 Brave New World of Million Dollar Conferences, $1000.00 tickets to "Save The World" :D #elitist #
• 11:59 #SoCap09 Kevin Jones isGoodAt Flattering the moral Vanities of his white middle class, middle aged audience: hungry 4 secular Salvation :) #
• 12:04 RT awesome ...we spent 90 min talking abou t strategies to use design to inject new social capital into an org. #socap09 #AIRBALL #METATALK #
• 12:08 #soCap09 "...90 min talking about STRATEGIES to use DESIGN to INJECT new SOCIAL CAPITAL" (...each new abstraction, fuzzier than the last :D #
• 12:10 RT @slboval Dont ignore the stories and the heart. Metrics are impt but so is meaning. @kevindoylejones #socap09 #completeBullshit #grift #
• 12:22 #soCap09 "It's important that we FEEL metrics R important, but let's IGNORE them for now" The metrics they're fear is their Commission% :D #
• 12:26 @livecut begs question, is it worth any more of your time , 2be concerned with mine? More than satire--adding balance to the record #soCap09 #
• 12:29 #soCap09 @jsteig I have real concerns with people/conferences that milk the finite resources for social cause. $1000/tic is profit gouging. #
• 12:31 .@amoyal ..that even more up the scale of Vanities Hierarchy of Need :( Another level of indirection, that functions as a defense mechanism. #
• 12:33 @officespacejk need to tag with #soCap09 if it's on that topic. #
• 12:40 @officespacejk #soCap09 is mostly for-profit concerns hiding under &quo t;social good" umbrella -- because nonprofits must disclose financials :D #
• 13:45 @Philanthropic thx for #soCap09 RT. amazing silence on legitimate issues -- just playing to sycophants or attacking straw horses: no Debate #
• 13:49 RT: @kevindoylejones @HarryLyme "Dont ignore the stories of the kidneys. Metrics are impt but so is meaning." bit.ly/3ZXjUK #socap09 #
• 13:52 @jessamynlau is it too much to ask that a 'social good' conf -- B transparent with metrics ($$$) ? U could cover expenses @ 1/4 the cost. #
• 14:04 @jessamynlau look here bit.ly/jQmFQ (not into #openmoney but $75 a day sounds fair, and covers costs + reasonable profit.) #soCap09 #
• 14:24 @montero "Self interest/empathy not mutually exclusive" True.Just show $% (some "micro-philanthropist" consume100% on per expenses) #SoCap09 #
• 14:25 RT @Philanthropic @HarryLyme Word. ♥ bit.ly/1MI3mb ✌ bit.ly/3sz1rU :D #
• 14:28 Concept of appreciating 'intangibles' -- has been around for a long time #socap09 spiritual bible bit.ly/qZ4wY bought as a broker :D #
• 14:32 @officespacejk don't mind #soCap09 making a profit, but don't like philanthropic pretense as guise 2Hide actual "Metrics" ("Heart Focused") #
• 14:35 @mattnathan -- like that term "Pitch-Fest". #soCap09's $1000 ticket prices out volunteer, and brings in professional micro-philanthropist. #
• 14:38 #soCap09 micro-philanthropist -- reverse economies of scale, consumes most and usually all funding(rent/travel) -- in exchange for hot air! #
• 14:41 so typically #SoCap09 @greenskeptic - empathy is a thought, notAn action, esp if, like important metrics, it's only the thought that counts #
• 14:47 some micro-philanthropist, #soCap09 equivalent 2 Euro-trash - all funding consumed on perpetual-vacation of conferences. Feel-good parasites #
• 14:50 @officespacejk #soCap09 -- when young, i had a crush on Sally Struthers -- but that wore off quickly as he expanded like inflatable raft :( #
• 15:28 @FemaleProdigy say is that you and C on that blog? (I agree btw -- I piss a lot of people off, but I don't stop listening :) #
• 15:36 @mattnathan yes --"noblesse oblige" 3.0 #socap09 :D I understand motive multilevel marketing, 3tier micro-philan pitching 4 funding to spend #
• 19:14 @slboval thx :) What were your impressions of #soCap09? It's 1 thing to disagree, but I'm amazed how debate just gets ignored. Frozen out. #
• 19:23 @BOPreneur I did :) You had one person on list who took 40k funding, promising 100% spending transparency on-line - & then didn't do it :) #
• 19:38 wadr -- frightening example of the new Perpetual-Intention #SoCap09 Zombie -- the absolutely perfectly Empty Platitude bit.ly/4iqKs6 #
• 21:0 1 @1nevadawayne curious, why use that compiler? #
• 21:09 @SaraJoyPond not all feel that way, satire traditional tool for attacking status-quo who censor by ignoring. Added to record on #soCap09 #
• 21:16 .@SaraJoyPond I dont mind seeing predom white middle class getting fleeced by salesman -- but don't run obscene $% in name of philanthropy. #
• 22:49 entire upper body super-fatigued from today's workout :) I work each muscle, once a week. 2 workouts. 1) pushing muscles, 2) pulling muscles #
• 23:04 Each workout (push/pull) Starts w/ largest (systemic) muscle groups first, then work down 2 weaker, more isolated groups next. Intensity #
• 23:21 IMO: 3 types of workouts,if time-efficiency is desired, shouldn't be blended, 1) Explosive Power 2) Cardiovascular Endurance 3) Flexibility #
• 23:34 3) Flexibility: do Yoga/Plates 3-4days/week) 2) Cardio-Endurance: low intensity leg training(jog) w/ heart rate at 80% 30min x 3-4day/week #
• 23:43 1) Explosive Power -- 1 or 2 High intensity workouts -- 10-2-20 minutes, every 10 days: building muscle&bone density&solidMass Metabolism #
• 23:54 @CDEgger -- I love that Strong Yin/Woman in you -- to s imply ask the question -- 2 entertain the possibility - more than Beta-metrosexual :D #

The End :D

• 00:22 RT @AaronSklar: Sonal Shah: "Scaling & metrics are integral to success of innovation" #socap09 (HL: DOES THAT ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING? :) #
• 00:31 @MissShuganah so-so web browser, but easy to read in daylight, 20hr+ battery life. Free lifetime high speed internet. Interesting device. #
• 10:05 #socap09 #socrap09 #africa 11:30 ioutside Cowel Flipping Funding Pyramid upside-down "How to Make a Mocha Frappachino-Micro-Philanthropist? #
• 10:18 #socap09 #sodrap09 12:30 outside 2flr women's washroom: "Flipping the Kivia Pyramid: The Micro-Philanthropist Perpetual Workshop Vacation #
• 11:26 #socrap09 The Miracle of #SoCap09: How 2 Turn a Perpetual Vacation into a tax write off and Travel Miles & buy shoes with the savings! :D #
• 11:27 @FemaleProdigy you're using that dark mysterious avatar again. Hmmm? :\ #
• 12:49 #socap09 #socrap09 "SOCAP" -- appears to be a Golden Goose! www.socap.org/Events/2009annual/register.cfm :D Golfing Anyone? :D #
• 12:52 #socap09 #socrap09 #soCapChiTown10 Thinking of taking the Social Networking "Baton" to Chicago -- Ground Floor Op: interested parties DM me. #
12:55 RT @skollfoundation B. Trelstad of Acumen "...(we) care that we care about metrics; less about the actual metrics." #unfuckinbelievable!! :D #
• 13:01 #socap09 #socrap09 It's more important that we CARE about metrics (warm&fuzzy intentions), than 2 ACTUALLY EVALUATE them bit.ly/jzz7O #
• 13:06 TheseAre the words of either an idiot or a Con-Artist. Why can't #Metrics Be transparent? Why can't #Metrics come first? bit.ly/jzz7O #
• 13:09 bit.ly/jzz7O The words of either Idiot or Con-Artist. Why cant #Metrics Be transparent from start? #sayinAintDoing #soCap09 #soCrap09 #
• 13:22 #socap09 #soCrap09 New Buzzword paradox ' #Metrics' It's flattering enough that we care about them, but it's rude to actually ask2view them #
• 13:33 #socap09 #socrap09 Is the Pretense of "Caring that we care" more important than ACTUAL Results? Anyone? Any Debate? #ethicalSelfabsorption #
• 13:59 #socap09 #socrap09 #talkingAboutDoing @acumenfund "Metrics Matter" so why not go beyond the meta-talk bit.ly/E2TUO and SHOW NUMBERS? #
• 14:00 RT @socialbrite Adam Werbach: "Basically, most green marketing is crap." Be skeptical of these campaigns - many inauthentic. #socap09 #green #< /a>
• 14:42 .@Damian510 yes amazing lackOf vigorous debate, using terms like "Metric"&"Transparency" to vaccinate against actual occurrence. #soCap09 #
• 14:48 #socap09 @livecut - love "group navel-gazing" :D TroubledBy latest trends of parasitic micro-philanthropist where 'intentions' trump action #
• 15:07 @V_Saldivar shoot for As over nosegrinds -- follow so i can DM. #
• 15:20 #socap09 @kitode "...utterly change the tax structure so ..longer U hold a trade, the less tax you pay?" google "Long-term capital gains" ;) #
• 15:25 #soCap09 #soCrap09 Ignorance is bliss -- allows for the perpetual excitement of wheel reinventing while restating obvious :D #
• 16:20 @mbaizman streaming video would make too much sense + sold out tickets only $1,200.00 Each! -- can't afford video on shoe-string budget :D #
• 16:35 #SoCap09 is there a way 2 writeOff exotic footwear as a business expense if purchased&worn at this conference? :\ #integrity #irs #openmoney #
• 16:37 #SoCap09 so what was the meal like? A subway sandwich & bag of nuts? #
• 17:10 @skye820 stone sterile racist :) #
• 17:11 @T_X_P :D #
• 17:26 @peculiarnight u should be watching MAD men (I'd be surprised if smem didn't like it) -- might be able to scarf you a copy S01 or netflixIt #
• 18:17 had to dress up as 'attractive woman' to secure "scholarship" ticket to #soCap09. Had fascinating discussion wirh Helmut Schmitt & Bono :\ #
• 18:21 #soCap09 Where's The Party? Had to shave my eyebrows off to secure 'Scholarship' tickets. Nearly fell out of chair in a boredom stupor :\ #
• 18:29 #soCap09 @umairh's drooling a bit, but otherwise, his anti-psychotic medication seems to me holding (fingers-crossed). He's dressed as Tonto #
• 18:48 .@adamspence I think that #socap09 had a transformational effect on @Kevindoylejones,turning his wallet into a Million Dollar Cash-Silo :) #
• 19:06 #socap09 @Kevindoylejones Rumored to have parlayed his newly acquired Million into cornering Market for Pink Rimmed glasses in Castro Dst :\ #
• 19:15 UPDATE @Kevindoylejones is rumored to set financial transparency example by releasing financial figures on #socap09 rev-cost #integrity :) #
• 19:22 .@suzboop #SOCAP0 9 tag should be used by @Kiva. Coincidentally was discussing thisVery topic w/ Serge Nubret in #cashlaundering breakout. #
• 19:48 .@adamspence 2get Ur own Cash-Silo do a #soCap09 in Canada -- charge $1,400.00 a ticket for a Save The World, Social Capital conference :D #
• 19:54 RT @adamspence @HarryLyme where can I get a million dollar cash silo to bring back to Canada? .. #socap09 #socrap09 #ohCanada #Hockey #green #
• 20:02 .@conches sounds good, but how doU expect #socap09 2pay4 video casting w/ tickets as low as $1,200.00? They are already paying for sandwich #
• 20:15 .@SaraJoyPond I like "facilitate" over "doing" too -- sounds expensive! :) + @neddotcom is expert on semantic "shoe box" micro-philanthropy #
• 23:35 #madmen "We don't know what's really going on -- you know that." Donald Draper #

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